reason #628293 i love my mom:
when we were wee little elementary school kids my sisters and i loved the tamagotchi games. but the tamagotchi required constant attention right? and we couldn’t play them during school so my mom would bring it to work with her and she’d do all of her accounting/banking shit while also feeding 2 tamagatchi pets. this small serious asian lady playing tamagotchi for her daughters. i love her so much
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The Greatest Curve of All Time?
trying to sound like a normal interested person in public
R.I.P 2 My Youth - The Neighbourhood
‘And you could call this the funeral
I’m just telling the truth
And you can play this at my funeral’
“This is some rescue! You came in here, but didn’t you have a plan for getting out?”
27 // fall out boy
There’s a bit on Harrison Ford’s wikipedia page that says he once flew a helicopter to rescue a hiker suffering severe dehydration and all I can think about is how surreal that must have been for the hiker
You think you’re about to die, you’re dehydrated so you’re probably light headed/hallucinating anyway, and suddenly Han Solo is saving your life
Dude wot da fawk? Dis is ur space dis is ur aireuh she can’t dew that tew yew
